Archive for January, 2012

(ThisweekNewspapers) Apple Valley police officers responded to the ice arena at about 8 p.m. after receiving calls from people there that the Zamboni driver appeared to be intoxicated.

Upon arrival, officers observed the driver, a 34-year-old part-time arena employee, struggling to maneuver the Zamboni off the ice, according to police.

Police say the man was unsteady on his feet and smelled of alcohol. After submitting to field sobriety testing he was arrested for DWI.

No charges have been filed yet. A test of the driver’s blood-alcohol concentration taken Monday night at the Apple Valley Police Station has been sent to the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension’s lab for analysis.

Now this is a story to be proud of… I’ve heard of people getting DWIs on bikes and even on lawn mowers… but never while driving zambonis… this has to be a first… I wonder if he tried to drive away when the police showed up, just kept on driving through the boni garage and out the door onto the street… have a little cop-car/boni low speed chase

i bet the people called the cops because the boni missed one little sliver of ice and decided not to go back over it…. god didn’t that just piss ppl with OCD off if they missed the tiniest spot

-kinger

Mike Tyson is one of the best heavyweight fighters ever; however, the guy is crazy. From being convicted of rape to getting a tattoo on his face I don’t think anyone can dispute this. You do gotta love that he speaks whatever is on his mind though, which make for some great T.V. I know its a little lengthy but some of these interviews are hilarious.

-Hoff

i’m becoming more and more a fan of this kind of music… when i heard pretty lights/skrillex/avicii for the first time i was not impressed… but this stuff is really growin on me

-kinger

This simulation has correctly predicted 6 of the last 8 Super Bowl champs… fuck that stat, I’m 9-1 in my NFL playoff picks this postseason, and if you don’t believe me go back and look at my tweets before each weekend you numbskulls….

if Madden and I are right again I’ll be $100 richer…. booya tag em’ and bag ’em

(YAHOO)It’s one thing for professional athletes to have to make an ethical decision about using steroids, but college cheerleaders? Anna Watson has to be America’s strongest female cheerleader; the University of Georgia student loves spending time in the weight room, and it certainly shows. But she has more important things in her life: Watson passed up a big money fitness modeling contract because she refused to use a legal steroid. Watson has been cheering since age 5. She can bench press 155 pounds, squat 255 pounds and dead lift 230 pounds. According to the school newspaper, she added an impressive four inches of muscles on her arms in just 10 months.

The answer is yes… I would bang this chick… 1) just to say that I banged a chick that could literally whoop my ass and 2) it looks like it would be a great cardio workout and probably the best HJ of your life…

How in the world does this chick only bench 155? I was putting up 155 in 9th grade and I looked nothing like this…

Would getting a HJ from her break my dick off? I don’t know and I don’t really care but I would do anything to find out…

-Kinger

Another One Bites The Dust

Posted: January 31, 2012 in Uncategorized

Everyones been to a wedding that has had its fair share of drunken fools. For these people, it was their uncle who had one too many sips from grandmas cough medicine. Poor guy, nobody will dance with him. Ill will give him an A for effort though, but an F for that landing.

-Hoff

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What really blows is now those millions of loyal, die-hard Carolina fans have to return all their Fatheads to get new ones. Man…I’d be livid…