Archive for February, 2012

I wish more people gave up the “Lin” puns for lent

I’ll still take Rubio over Lin any day…

And speaking of the Wolves… “Around The Horn” just had a segment debating whether or not the Timberpups would make the post-season… I guess we are finally back on the radar and its just in time… the Wolves and Gopher puck are the only teams keeping me sane as we suffer through another embarrassing MN Mild season… and I don’t even want to begin to think about what the Twins have in store for us in their upcoming season…

Bet you didn’t see that one coming…

Only your true friends would laugh at the fact that you are unconscious face-down in your own birthday cake… I’m guessing that chick is either dead or just really really hungry

(Star Tribune) While several metro schools were closed or delayed because of the sloppy weather, one school took the unusual step of letting parents decide whether to keep their children home, causing confusion for parents and students.

St. Louis Park Public Schools were open Wednesday, but decided to excuse student absences due to the weather, blamed for coating local roads with ice and slowing the morning commute.

Some high school parents said they dropped their children off in the morning only to have them call minutes later and beg to be picked up once they found out absences were excused. Some complained about the “attendance optional” decision.

“My high school son sent me a text that said, ‘Come pick me up. No one is here,’ ” said Bonnie Carslon Green.

Spokeswoman Sara Thompson said school administrators consulted with transportation and city officials before making the call. In the end, they felt like the best move was to let parents make the final decision, she said.

“We understand parents’ concerns and are happy to talk to them about it,” she said.

The fuck?

Is the Public School System’s idea of some sort of sick joke? Making school optional and leaving it up to the parents to decide if their kids need to go? How much would it fuckin suck to be the kid that is either A. forced by their parents to go because they are assholes and hate you or B. you’ve already been dropped off and have no mode of transportation to get your ass outta there… because god forbid your friends find out that you were 1 of 10 kids stuck at school on an ‘optional’ snow day, you would never live that shit down “hey bro remember when u decide to go to school during that ‘optional’ snow day, while everyone else was drunk sledding all day?”

If my parents dropped me off on an ‘optional’ day of school you better believe that I’m walkin my ass home to my nearest friends house so fuckin fast… I don’t care if I’m a kindy-gardner… I honestly think I’d rather sit in church for 7 hours rather than being stuck at school on a snow day

Road Safety

Posted: February 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

gotta give some love to the hometown boys from Bloomington… i know these vids are pretty old but i’m pretty sure not many people know about them unless you’re from Bloomington…

the first minute of this video is like a shot for shot re-make of how it is every single time I ride in a car with Jonesy driving… literally 25% of his attention goes to his cell phone, 25% to the stereo, another 25% somewhere else if Sawdey happens to be riding shotgun before a movie, 24% is off in his own little world, and 1% focuses on the road…. it’s basically buckle up and hold on for your fuckin life every time he gets behind a wheel…

although i’m pretty sure that everyone out there has that one friend that absolutely sucks at driving, and if you’re a girl, its probably all your friends… 🙂

On that note… I just found a video of Jonesy driving early this winter

(Foxnews) – Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along, sources told the New York Post. Sources said the reality star, who denied being pregnant earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines. But sources tell Page Six that MTV is worried about how to manage the news, given that Polizzi’s hard-partying, booze-swilling ways have just been turned into a “Jersey Shore” spinoff with Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley, which has begun shooting in New Jersey. “MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,” a source said. “They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.”

Okay correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t Snooki been pregnant for like the past 5 years? I mean it sure fuckin looks like she has been… and another question to ask is how does this cow even have a boyfriend in the first place? From now on, anytime you are feeling down on your life… you can just stop and take a second to thank the fucking lord that Snooki isn’t your mom… I would literally abort myself if I knew I was about to be born to that garbage can…

This should also put the lid on that whole argument on whether or not reality TV shows are fake or not… if you dumbfucks that still believe everything is 100% real after MTV freaking the fuck out about this then you deserve to sit on an upside-down stool for the rest of your life… although if you enjoy the Jersey Shore, I’m sure you would also enjoy that

My first question is who let this chick out of the kitchen? She could not be more spot on though, right? … I mean who the fuck do these scientists think they are to add an extra day to only one month every four years just to keep the calendar year synchronized with the astronomical year?

The amount of intelligence that is coming out of this girl’s mouth right now is so substantial I can barely keep up

But hey……the world needs strippers too

PS what are the odds this chick only fucks black guys?

My response to this video…

This is how I feel any time I get done skating at the outdoor rinks… haha just classic… from now on any time somebody starts a conversation with me I am going to start answering questions like I am being interviewed just like this guy… I dont think that shit would ever get old… for me at least