MTV and Jersey Shore producers trying to hide the fact that Snooki is pregnant

Posted: February 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

(Foxnews) – Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along, sources told the New York Post. Sources said the reality star, who denied being pregnant earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines. But sources tell Page Six that MTV is worried about how to manage the news, given that Polizzi’s hard-partying, booze-swilling ways have just been turned into a “Jersey Shore” spinoff with Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley, which has begun shooting in New Jersey. “MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,” a source said. “They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.”

Okay correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t Snooki been pregnant for like the past 5 years? I mean it sure fuckin looks like she has been… and another question to ask is how does this cow even have a boyfriend in the first place? From now on, anytime you are feeling down on your life… you can just stop and take a second to thank the fucking lord that Snooki isn’t your mom… I would literally abort myself if I knew I was about to be born to that garbage can…

This should also put the lid on that whole argument on whether or not reality TV shows are fake or not… if you dumbfucks that still believe everything is 100% real after MTV freaking the fuck out about this then you deserve to sit on an upside-down stool for the rest of your life… although if you enjoy the Jersey Shore, I’m sure you would also enjoy that

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