Porn Hub is offering to pay for Mike Stone’s entire Prom night with Porn Star, Megan Piper

Posted: March 26, 2012 in Uncategorized

March 23, 2012

Dear Mike,

First of all on behalf of men everywhere, congratulations on your successful pursuit of porn star Megan Piper.   While many of us have dreamed of dating such a multi-talent star, you actually took the risk and will hopefully be reaping the rewards of your efforts come prom night.

In celebration of your accomplishments and in an effort to make your evening as special as possible, we at Pornhub would like to not only pay for Ms. Piper’s LA to Oakdale flight on May 12thbut also provide limo service, dinner at one of the area’s top restaurants, and a suite at a Oakdale area hotel.  We will also provide you with an additional $500 cash for a tux, flowers and any additional “personal” items you might need.

Again, congratulations on your conquest and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

 

Best regards,

The Pornhub Team

This whole fiasco is starting to turn into something straight out of one of ESPN’s “My Wish” Foundation episodes… but instead of sending kids with life threatening diseases to spend a day with one of their favorite athletes… PornHub is flying a porn star out to Minnesota for a desperate fat kid who is hoping for some anal

but here is a question no one is asking… Is Megan Piper even 100% guaranteed to put out for Mikey on on Prom night? Like is it even a sure thing that he is going to be balls deep in this hoe when the clock stikes 12? … chick is basically getting a 2nd chance at her Prom and free publicity so she pretty must has to I think…. if PornHub was smart they would also turn this whole night into a movie like they did on “The Girl Next Door”

The Superintendent is still set on not having these two come the Prom th0ugh… old hag is the next Hitler if you ask me… I mean every high school chick basically turns into a glorified Porn Star on Prom night anyways… so I don’t see what the big deal is

Anyway that this shit turns out, Mike Stone is going down as a fucking legend… how jealous are his high school friends that they didn’t think up to ask a porn star to Prom? then again he probably doesn’t even have any friends which is why this all resulted in him asking a Porn Star in the first place

Best regards,

The Pornhub Team… LOL

PS if you could take any Porn Star you wanted to Prom, who would it be? I think I would have to go with Audrey Bitoni…

Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    Jenna Haze.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Audrey Bitoni also damn

  3. Anonymous says:

    The kid has a damn eyebrow piercing. Come one bro.

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