Water bottle ninja in yo face

Posted: October 10, 2012 in Uncategorized

ATTENTION ALL WATER BOTTLES, ATTENTION ALL WATER BOTTLES, look the fuck out for this guy.  I don’t know if I have ever seen a better display of athleticism than what I witnessed Will Keith just do in that unreal two minute 42 second compilation of savage water bottle murders.  From his sword handling skills to his downright physical fitness, I think this guy could give that Assassin’s Creed character a run for his money.  Not to mention this severely overweight, probable diabetic, is a true innovator of the food and beverage slicing game.  He clearly took fruit ninja to heart and completely gave up on eating fruits, so when he decided that wasn’t quite enough he said, “Fuck water and diet pop, I’m drinking Code Red and Code Red only, Mom!!”  At about that same time is when young Will likely decided to document his Dexter Morgan-esque murders of water bottles in front of his shitty garage, on camera.  What will be next for Will Keith?? One can only speculate. I would heed a strong warning to all vegetables and anything else without high fructose corn syrup in its ingredients.  Consider yourself warned, healthy foods and beverages.

PS – I fucking lost it when he had on the black hoody and face mask. And also when he tried to take out out the entire case of Poland Springs.

– Swanny

  1. Anonymous says:

    It looks like chumlee

  2. Adrian says:

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  3. That’s an astute answer to a tricky question

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